Corporate Castrato

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This has noth­ing to do with this post, but one of Ann Rice’s very best books is “Cry to Heaven”. The story revolves around life as castrati.

Must be they like the sound of my voice. I can think of no other rea­son why they would ask my opin­ion so very, very often when the out­come is so very, very often the same. And that out­come? Pro­ce­dure R.S.T.U.V-rev3.7 does not allow that to be done on Thurs­days unless approved by the orig­i­na­tor of Form Z-67rev4.6, co-signed by … But they will surely come back next week and ask for my opin­ion again! Except then Pro­ce­dure R.S.T.U.V-rev3.7 will have been mod­i­fied to rev 3.8 and will require approval from both the originator’s direct super­vi­sor and the IT direc­tor of the site at which the com­mon server upon which the form is located … Just wait until the week after that and you find out the require­ments of rev 3.9!

So they pay me more and more to offer my opin­ion yet put more and more imped­i­ments in place to actu­ally fol­low the advice I offer. Bureau­cratic cas­tra­tion, it is the bane of all cor­po­ra­tions that are allowed to grow with­out con­trol. But then, it is really fun to watch when the bureau­crat who wrote Procedure R.S.T.U is told he can­not do what he needs to do because he has not fol­lowed his own procedure, has not filled out the cor­rect forms, has not got­ten appro­pri­ate approvals, … And I get to keep on singing. Who knows, enough prac­tice and I might actu­ally get good at this. Maybe I am sick and per­verted, but some­times I actu­ally enjoy the singing even if they don’t listen.

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