Some of My Best Friends Are Vampires

652136 76535855 e1274052193371 Some of My Best Friends Are VampiresMore peo­ple than not really don’t like Phle­botomists. You know who they are, those peo­ple in white coats with the elas­tic bands and the trays of bot­tles that fit onto the back end of nee­dles that they stick into veins, usu­ally in your arm.

Still Here Too won’t tell you that she does not like Phle­botomists, but she really hates to see one. You see she can­not stand the sight of them. It is not any­thing per­sonal; it is just that they never show up with­out those awful nee­dles. Still Here Too has what can only be called a full-blown case of nee­dle pho­bia. Prob­a­bly has some­thing to do with grow­ing up with a father in the Ser­vice and the lines of corps­men stand­ing by tables with giant shots all ready to deliver depend­ing only on what your med­ical record said you needed. Per­haps her only bad mem­ory of on-base schools of that period (the good old days).

Blog­ger Geezer Chick has recently posted her dis­like of nee­dles and Phlebotomists.

I am here to tell you that while I don’t par­tic­u­larly like vis­it­ing the “Blood Suck­ers” or “my Vam­pires”, as I affec­tion­ately call the Phle­botomists I must reg­u­larly visit, I do have a few that I actu­ally don’t mind see­ing. You see, after hav­ing had blood drawn well more than 1,000 times over the last thirty-five plus years, I have learned that a Phle­botomist who knows what they are doing is really worth find­ing. Fur­ther, if you can find one that is friendly on top of that, they can make a nec­es­sary but less than pleas­ant expe­ri­ence some­thing that you face with­out reluc­tance. I have found a nice, small lab with two Phle­botomists with just these traits. Nice to know some friendly vampires.

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