Not a perfect analogy, but then sometimes my mind gets a little twisted. Normal people skate. Freaks of nature figure skate. If normal people try to do what top figure skaters do, they would get really, really hurt. Normal people have sex. More often than not, freaks of nature do porn. If normal people try to do what top porn stars do, they would also get really, really hurt.
All that male-female porn. Sure there is some a normal couple could execute. But admit it. Most of that stuff is beyond the physical capabilities of normal couples. There is even the equivalent of gay porn. Remember “Blades of Glory” with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder 
? For all I know, there is even some lesbian porn equivalent figure skating out there 
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And solo action? Well, those that do it in public are the showoffs you would expect 
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And the group sex scenes? There is even synchronized skating with mixed-gender groups of 12 to 20 skaters 
And just like porn, judging in figure skating is purely subjective. What is good to one 
is bad to another 
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What about BSDM. We call that hockey 
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Forgive me - just could not resist 
