I Can’t Drive 55, But I Did Get to 45!

Slow 300x300 I Can’t Drive 55, But I Did Get to 45!

I would have to go slow right now, but this could be fun later.

Still Here Too is, has been, and always will be a dear, sweet Lady of the Night. Get­ting up before dawn to drive me to work has been a tremen­dous strain on her phys­i­cal state. She has per­formed her taxi dri­ver duties cheer­fully. But I have been feel­ing more and more guilty about hav­ing to drag her from her slum­ber to ferry me off to my world of meet­ings and reviews. Plus the loss of free­dom has been wear­ing on my psyche.

It has actu­ally been over 5 weeks since the bone in my foot broke. Heal­ing was fore­cast to take 6–8 weeks. The foot feels like every­thing is heal­ing very well. At home I am able to walk just fine with­out the boot if I am care­ful to keep the foot flat on the floor. I guess I really should wait until the sched­uled appoint­ment next week when they will take new x-rays and give me a proper diag­no­sis of healed or not, but this has got­ten very old and I promise myself to drive like a lit­tle old man.

So this morn­ing, for the first time in over 5 weeks, I sat myself in my lit­tle zoom-zoom and drove myself to work. Oh it felt nice. The once broke right foot was in an un-tied shoe and did just fine. The boot was in the tiny well of the pas­sen­ger seat. It turns out there is just enough room for me to slip the boot down beside the steer­ing wheel, lift my leg up over the seat and down into the boot, and tighten the straps. The trick comes when I have to rotate my leg with the boot down, side­ways under the steer­ing wheel, out the door, then back ver­ti­cal, get both feet squared up, get my bal­ance, and stand up.

But I did it and it felt good.

And to make things even bet­ter; dear, sweet Still Here Too just texted me that she just woke up. She slept until after 10:30. Bet she won’t be so exhausted at bed­time (hope icon lol I Can’t Drive 55, But I Did Get to 45! ).

But I do promise to drive like a lit­tle old man, at least for a while icon cool I Can’t Drive 55, But I Did Get to 45! .

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Geriatric Switch — Part V — Pity Wallow

dripping sarcasm3 Geriatric Switch — Part V — Pity WallowObvi­ously my ten­dency for drip­ping sar­casm has once again got­ten totally out of control.

Yes, I am a bit banged up. Yes, my mobil­ity is some­what restricted right now. But no, this is not the start of the end of my inde­pen­dence; at least as far as I know. There is noth­ing at this point to indi­cate that my injuries are any­thing more than freak acci­dents; coin­ci­dences that are not indi­ca­tors of some under­ly­ing severe issue. I only have had a pass­ing con­cern that there might be some­thing more fun­da­men­tally wrong for a brief moment, and this thought only occurred because of my per­sonal his­tory with can­cer and the fact that my father died from mul­ti­ple myeloma.

pig wallowing 300x225 Geriatric Switch — Part V — Pity WallowSo the last few post have reflected my sick sense of humor and my total frus­tra­tion with not being able to drive myself around. Wal­low­ing in self-pity is not really what I am doing. What I am doing is being hyper sar­cas­tic. I do that way too often.

I am not going to tell you that my bro­ken foot does not hurt, it still does; although not too badly if I move slowly enough. And the wrist is so immo­bi­lized by the brace that it is essen­tially free of pain. I do wish I could say the same for using my hand while the edges of the metal parts of the brace keep dig­ging into flesh and ten­dons. Grum­ble, grumble.

But all this will heal, or so I expect.

No, things are all really not so bad except the doc­tors do keep men­tion­ing “at your age…” That geri­atric stuff just won’t go away.

Guess there is no other way to look at it than I am still here to com­plain about it. icon lol Geriatric Switch — Part V — Pity Wallow

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Geriatric Switch — Part IV — Argh!!!!!!!!!

No I have not devel­oped a self-destructive ten­dency. Although, it may seem that I have to those who do not know me.

voodoo doll 163 224x300 Geriatric Switch — Part IV — Argh!!!!!!!!!And con­trary to what some at work have sug­gested, Still Here Too is not try­ing to “knock me off” for the insur­ance money; at least I do not think so.

I have looked every­where I can think to look and have not found a Voodoo doll that looked any­thing like me with pins stuck in it. As far as I know I have not left any hair or nail cut­tings where some­one with nefar­i­ous intent would have found them so I think I can rule out a curse based upon these body parts.

You see, not only am I walk­ing around with my bro­ken foot in a great big boot (air­cast), I now have the wrist on the same side bound up in a medieval look­ing brace with faux-leather cov­ered metal run­ning through the top and bot­tom and all kinds of laces across one side. I find out in a few days if the wrist was just dis­lo­cated or if there was lig­a­ment damage.

Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sumo 350a 300x300 Geriatric Switch — Part IV — Argh!!!!!!!!!No, I did not fall. I was just brac­ing to get up off the sofa when my wrist twisted to an unnat­ural angle.

If bad things hap­pen in threes, I am in for real trouble.

Per­haps I should go by one of those inflat­able Sumo Wrestler suits. That might pro­tect me. Or maybe I would just be bet­ter off if I lock myself up in a padded cell.

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Geriatric Switch — Part III — Driving Mr. Daisy

aka: Baby You Can Drive My Car

483px Wheelchair symbol svg 262x300 Geriatric Switch — Part III — Driving Mr. DaisyIt is bad enough that I am not allowed to drive my lit­tle zoom zoom; I can­not even fit into my lit­tle zoom zoom. This stu­pid boot is so big I do not fit any more! So not only do I have to get Still Here Too to drive me every­where I need to go, she gets to drive the fun car around and all I get to do is watch it leave icon sad Geriatric Switch — Part III — Driving Mr. Daisy . It is not fair!

It is also damn incon­ve­nient! No more hop in the car and go where I want, when I want. Now I have to plan ahead. I have to make sure Still Here Too can be ready to take me. And worse yet, if we are not together I have to wait for her to get there to pick me up. I am not used to this loss of free­dom. It is like being a teenager before hav­ing a dri­ving license. No won­der they are always in such a hor­ri­ble, surly mood.

Is this what it feels like to be too old to drive any­more? How about loss of mobil­ity? Not a good feel­ing at all! At least I will only have to deal with this for only 6–8 weeks. But it sure does help me under­stand how those who have lost their inde­pen­dence feel. I have much sym­pa­thy for these people.

As much as we need to be part of groups we also need to be inde­pen­dent. Loss of that inde­pen­dence makes us feel that we have lost our individuality.

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Geriatric Switch – Part II – The Boot

810 20 6723 Old Boot web 300x201 Geriatric Switch – Part II – The BootUntil now I have never expe­ri­enced a bro­ken bone. I have injured mul­ti­ple joints in mul­ti­ple ways on mul­ti­ple occa­sions; but never before a bro­ken bone. Then last week while walk­ing across my house, I put my foot down on a small ledge and “pop”. There goes the mid­dle metatarsal of my right foot. All in all I was very lucky because the break only went part of the way through so there is no need to surgery. But it did hurt like hell. The amount of swelling was pretty severe, when you take War­farin you can expect that to happen.

So now I get to wear a great big boot on my right foot and leg for 6–8 weeks. I get to use a cane to help keep weight off of the foot for the next cou­ple of weeks. There is no dri­ving for me. I move really SLOW. At least I can take a shower. But get­ting dressed takes why more energy than it should. Sex is pos­si­ble, but you have to be care­ful how you move – hey, good to get you mind off the pain  icon lol Geriatric Switch – Part II – The Boot .

But I have to tell you, one of the first thoughts that came to mind was that it did not seem that the twist was all that much worse than the foot has expe­ri­ence many times in past. Why did it break this time? Are my bones get­ting brit­tle? Is this another sign of old age? NOW STOP THAT! If you start think­ing you are old, you will be.

But you should watch were you step. It was sort of dumb to miss the step. icon rolleyes Geriatric Switch – Part II – The Boot .

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Hurricanes and Weather Forecasting

20110826 hurricane irene satellite photo 300x200 Hurricanes and Weather ForecastingIrene has come and gone. The mas­sive storm fol­lowed the pre­dicted path very closely. How­ever, as is so often true, the storm did not have the wind strength that was pre­dicted. We should all be extremely impressed by how well fore­cast­ing capa­bil­i­ties of hurricane’s paths have become over the last twenty years. But we must real­ize that the abil­ity to fore­cast the wind strength of a hur­ri­cane is essen­tially the same as it was twenty years ago.

Many are already com­plain­ing about the incon­ve­nience of the evac­u­a­tions per­formed in New York City. Many say they were unnec­es­sary. But what if Irene had sud­denly strength­ened to some­thing approach­ing the 150 mile per hour winds of Hur­ri­cane Char­lie in 2004? Even if the winds had only been at a more likely 110 miles per hour, the foot or so of water that came over the sea­walls in lower Man­hat­tan might well have been ten feet, or more, of water. Just how much dam­age would have been done to New York City’s infra­struc­ture? Why all that salt water just might have caused the alli­ga­tors to crawl out of the sub­way tun­nels and sew­ers and roam the streets. icon rolleyes Hurricanes and Weather Forecasting

Hurricane Irene Flooding Windam New York 300x232 Hurricanes and Weather ForecastingAs it turned out New York City was lucky but the peo­ple of Ver­mont and parts of New Jer­sey and New York state were much less so. At least 43 peo­ple have lost their lives because of the storm. Cur­rent esti­mates are that Irene will be the tenth most costly nat­ural dis­as­ter to hit the United States.

We will prob­a­bly never learn to con­trol hur­ri­canes. But it seems to me that it is in the best inter­est of the peo­ple of the United States to work dili­gently to improve our fore­cast­ing and our under­stand­ing of how to make the nation’s infra­struc­ture, hous­ing, and other build­ings as resis­tant to these weather con­di­tions as pos­si­ble. So what is the Repub­li­can Party’s posi­tion on this issue? Why the same as its response to all gov­ern­ment pro­grams. The Repub­li­can Party has spon­sored a bill to cut $1.2 bil­lion out of the president’s pro­posed bud­get for the National Oceanic and Atmos­pheric Administration.

I guess the Repub­li­can Party believes that some pri­vate busi­ness will take over the respon­si­bil­ity to pro­mote the gen­eral welfare.

Or, we could take Michele Bachmann’s approach and avoid all nat­ural dis­as­ters by sim­ply mak­ing God happy by cut­ting all gov­ern­ment programs.

Per­son­ally I believe that some respon­si­bil­i­ties belong to a strong cen­tral gov­ern­ment because they address the needs of the nation as a whole. Weather fore­cast­ing is one of those respon­si­bil­i­ties. I remem­ber 1960 when lis­ten­ing to sta­tic filled AM radio broad­casts was the only means we had of know­ing that Hur­ri­cane Donna was still very strong and was going to pass near by. As it turned out, the storm was a Cat­e­gory 3 hur­ri­cane when the eye passed over our home. But now we need only turn on the TV or log on the Inter­net and we can see where a storm is, where it is likely to go and when it is likely to get there. In 2004 we was able to see that Hur­ri­cane Char­lie was still a strong storm but a very small storm and that it would pass just far enough to the East of our home that we had lit­tle to fear. In fact, we could watch pro­gres­sion of the hurricane’s eye on National Weather Ser­vice radar from the com­fort of our liv­ing room through the Inter­net. We have government-funded research and pro­grams to thank for this capability.

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Geriatric Switch — Part I (Probably)

AF4AE624 EDA7 4114 A1B7CF4C11C68480 239x300 Geriatric Switch   Part I (Probably)Exact tim­ing of the throw­ing of the switch is not clear. Per­haps it was not a unique point in time. Per­haps it was not the throw­ing of the switch but rather aware­ness of the throw­ing of the switch; no, at best it was accep­tance of aware­ness of the throw­ing of the switch. Truth be told, it really was final admis­sion of accep­tance of aware­ness of the throw­ing of the switch. There was a lot of denial occur­ring before the final accep­tance. Phys­i­cal occur­rence of the event has been spread over a long period of time.

First thought that the term might just apply per­son­ally rather than only to oth­ers occurred dur­ing an appoint­ment with a physi­cian to receive treat­ment for a minor infec­tion. When the topic of con­sid­er­a­tion of con­cerns that must be taken into account for geri­atric patients to ensure avoid­ance of cer­tain sec­ondary con­di­tions, I almost ques­tioned, “Why is that a con­cern?” But then I real­ized just how fool­ish I would have sounded since the doc­tor clearly knew my age. For the first time in my life I asso­ci­ated my cal­en­dar age with actu­ally approach­ing old age and the term “geriatric”.

Being just a lit­tle hon­est with myself, I have lost a notice­able amount of mus­cle tone and I do not add strength with heavy exer­cise as I used to do. I cer­tainly do not have the endurance I used to have. Sex­ual per­for­mance has changed; who would have ever thought that orgasm was a more cer­tain or rapid occur­rence for the female half of our part­ner­ship? Even liv­ing in this hot, humid sub-tropical steam bath, for the first time in my life I actu­ally have dry skin. My hair is cer­tainly fill­ing in with a lot of grey, although Still Here Too insists that it is sil­ver and that she likes it. For that mat­ter hers may be too but I will never know since she keeps it that very sexy almost red (no blue hair here – that is con­fined to the trans­plants who move to the more south­ern parts of the psy­chotic melt­ing pot of a state).

How­ever, and I hope this is true and stays my con­di­tion; I have not devel­oped a geri­atric mind. I do not mean the phys­i­cal con­di­tion of my brain and neu­ro­log­i­cal sys­tem. I mean the way I see and think about the world. So many peo­ple I meet of my gen­er­a­tion and older and even a lit­tle younger have become very nar­row in their accep­tance of other peo­ple. It is not a mat­ter of tol­er­ance for other views or lifestyles, these peo­ple seem to pos­sess an actual dis­com­fort and occa­sion­ally even fear of peo­ple who are not like them.

I guess these are the peo­ple who move into all those neigh­bor­hoods where you have to be over 55 to move in. What a hor­ri­ble way to live. Don’t think I ever will, but I sure hope I never turn into one with a geri­atric mind. The geri­atric body is just some­thing that we all have to deal with sooner or later.

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Debt, Healthcare and Taxes

235teaparty1 300x233 Debt, Healthcare and TaxesIn the midst of the ongo­ing grand­stand­ing in Wash­ing­ton, D.C. between the dif­fer­ent fac­tions that make up the Repub­li­can party and the Democ­rats and the Admin­is­tra­tion (which we can only hope, given how quiet it has been in the cur­rent media exchange, is engaged in so behind-the-scenes nego­ti­a­tions), there have been many state­ment about liv­ing within your means. Many of the talk­ing heads that com­ment on the issue love to bring up how indi­vid­ual Amer­i­cans must live within a bal­anced bud­get and thus, in their opin­ion, so must the U.S. Gov­ern­ment. The Tea Party is also very fond of the point of view. Both groups also believe and very strongly remind us every chance they have that “Obama-Care” is the obvi­ous cause of much of our cur­rent trou­bles. Some­how these peo­ple believe that a good life in Amer­ica does not require much money and that a healthy life is some­thing that we all achieve just by liv­ing. Fur­ther, there are often insin­u­a­tions that any­one who finds them­selves in finan­cial dif­fi­culty must have done so through their own bad behavior.

Robert Rec­tor of The Her­itage Foun­da­tion does not even seem to believe that being poor in Amer­ica is a very bad life:

… Their kitchen had a microwave, refrig­er­a­tor, and oven and stove. Other con­ve­niences included a clothes washer and dryer, ceil­ing fans, a cord­less phone and a cof­fee maker.

The home of the aver­age poor fam­ily was in good repair and not over­crowded. In fact, the typ­i­cal poor Amer­i­can had more liv­ing space than the aver­age Euro­pean. (That’s aver­age Euro­pean, not poor European.)

The aver­age poor fam­ily was able to obtain med­ical care when needed. When asked, most poor fam­i­lies stated they had suf­fi­cient funds dur­ing the past year to meet all essen­tial needs.

Need­less to say, most Amer­i­cans do not think per­sons liv­ing in such con­di­tions are ‘poor.’ So why does the Cen­sus Bureau insist that one in seven Amer­i­cans live in poverty, even though most do not appear to be poor? …”

Just so every­one under­stands, to be clas­si­fied as poor in Amer­ica a fam­ily of four has to earn $22,350 (£13,607, €15,562, C$21,351) or less in a year. Hous­ing, food, trans­porta­tion, cloth­ing, health­care, EVERYTHING on about $110 per week per per­son. Mr. Rec­tor and The Her­itage Foun­da­tion may not think that “per­sons liv­ing in such con­di­tions are ‘poor’”, there may be many other Amer­i­cans who do not think that per­sons liv­ing in such con­di­tions are “poor”, but I and, I hope a major­ity of Amer­i­can believe very strongly, that per­sons liv­ing in such con­di­tions are “‘poor”.

But what hap­pens if seri­ous ill­ness hits? What hap­pens if seri­ous ill­ness hits and the fam­ily of fours has earn­ings of $50,000 per year? It seems like so much money. But even if the fam­ily has been respon­si­ble and has not run up large con­sumer debt, ill­ness can put the fam­ily at sig­nif­i­cant risk. A study jointly car­ried out by Har­vard Law School and Har­vard Med­ical School found that over 60% of the per­sonal bank­rupt­cies were med­ically related because the indi­vid­u­als either had more than $5,000 (or 10 per­cent of their pre­tax income) in med­ical bills, mort­gaged their home to pay for med­ical bills, or lost sig­nif­i­cant income due to an ill­ness. What is of real con­cern is that the study also reported that three-quarters of the peo­ple with a med­ically related bank­ruptcy had health insur­ance. The peo­ple were bank­rupted any­way because there were gaps in their cov­er­age like co-payments and deductibles and uncov­ered ser­vices. Other peo­ple had pri­vate insur­ance but got so sick that they lost their job and lost their insurance.

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The Tea Party groups say we can­not afford the tax we pay now. They say the rea­son we have eco­nomic prob­lems is we have sti­fled busi­ness with the ram­pant enti­tle­ments that are drag­ging the coun­try into an early grave. Actu­ally, Amer­ica is one of the least taxed devel­oped coun­tries in the world. Just look at the graphs.

All I can fig­ure is that what they really want is to make the U.S. into a third world coun­try. Then they would not have to export all those jobs. And if they can just get rid of all the health­care pro­grams, those of us who get ill will die off early and then they won’t have to worry about what to do with us if we ever have the nerve to want to retire.

If those of us who have rea­son­able incomes don’t stop being so damn fuck­ing greedy, this coun­try is going to implode. You idiots in Congress,

RAISE OUR FUCKING TAXES! 

You do not have to break our backs but you have to pay to keep this coun­try as a worth­while place to live. It needs to be a place that cares for its peo­ple. not a place that treats those with prob­lems as cast-offs to be flushed down the sewer. Sure you should not just throw money away. But you have a respon­si­bil­ity to do the right thing and the right thing is to pro­vide for the gen­eral wel­fare and the gen­eral wel­fare is to make sure all peo­ple in this coun­try live a good healthy and safe life.

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